Today, this kid came up to me and we just started chatting. We’ve been friends for a while, but not very close ones. Small talk in class, basically. We’re talking for a long while and our conversation gets on gay rights, somehow. He starts ranting about how “the fags don’t deserve rights. It’s a sin against God.” As soon as he finished. I told him straight up “I’m bisexual”. And he just stares at me and goes “Wow. That’s hot”
How do you spell hypocrisy? H-O-M-O-P-H-O-B-E-S. Mostly male ones. How is it right for you to masturbate when you see two girls making out, but turn up your nose when they want to get married? This irritates me more than people that argue sexual orientation with the Bible. When people argue The Bible, at least I know they’re sticking to what they believe; and I can generally disprove what they use because I actually know the book. Whereas they just know what they were told.
Anyway, the next time a guy stares at me when I kiss a girl and then turns around and says I’m not allowed to marry her, I’m going to cut off his penis and tell him “good luck getting married now, son of a bitch” <3 Anyone out there agree?